贊助網站
  相片  
"; } ?>

2001年07月28日
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A closed mouth gathers no feet. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. I have found at my age going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of my face. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
於01年7月發佈



其他文章共 2 篇

其他:2篇

最新公開文章 :     人與人的相遇 (01年7月)
    (01年7月)



~Catherine~ 只跟部份人分享這資訊。


Pixel Cafe
包場開生日派對? 搞謝師宴? 公司活動? 舊同學聚會? 聖誕派對?