On the very first day, God created
the cow! He said to the cow.
"Ah Gu!(cow), today I have created you! As a job of a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will provide the
energy to pull things! Also, once a while, you also provide milk for
people to drink. You will work all day long under the sun! As return,
you can only eat GRASS! I will give you a life span of 50 years." Ah Gu objected. "What?! I work so hard and I even have to eat the grass?! This kind of tough life you want me to live for 50 years?! Let me
have 20 years will do. The 30 years I'll give back to you,ok? Moo....Moo....."
So God agreed.

On the very second day, God created the dog. God said to the dog, "Ah
Kow!(dog), what you are supposes to do is to sit all day by the door of your house! Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them! In return, you will eat your master's leftovers. I'll give you a life span of 20 years!"Ah Kow objected. "What?! All day long to sit by the door?! I still got to bark at people?! No way man! 10 years of life will do and I give youback may other 10 years of life!" So God agreed.

On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey, "Lao
Kao (monkey), your job as a monkey is to entertain people. You got to make them laugh and do monkey face at them and do monkey tricks. You will alsodo somersaults to make them amazed with you. In return,
you will be onlyeating BANANAS. I'll give you 20 years life span." Lao Kao objected. "What?! Make
them laugh?! Do monkey face and do tricks?! Especially, I got to do
somersaults?! That's gonna be tough! Give me 10 years will do and the other 10 years I'll give you back." God agreed to Lao Kao's proposal.

On the fourth day, God created human and said to him, "You! Beh Tahan Lah!" Your job is to sleep, eat, sleep, play, eat, sleep,play and donothing all day. You will eat all the best things in this world and play all the best things and you will enjoy very much in your life. All you need to dois
to enjoy and do nothing. This kind of life, l give you 20 years of lifespan." The man objected. What?! Such a good life! Eat,play, sleep, do nothing?! Enjoy the best and you expect me to live only for 20 years?! No way, man! OK! Why not we make a deal? Since Ah Gu gave you back 30 years,Ah Kow gave you back 10 years and Lao Kao gave you back 10 years, I will take them from you! That makes my life 70 years old, right?" So God agreed.AND THAT IS WHY..... In our first 20 years, we eat, sleep, play, enjoy the best and do nothing much. For the next 30 years, we work all day long, suffer and get to support the family. For the next 10 years, we retire and stay at home,sit in
front of the door and bark at people. For the last 10 years, we entertain our grandchildren by making monkey faces, monkey tricks and do somersaults.