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function getKeywords() { $refer = parse_url($_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER']); $host = $refer['host']; $refer = $refer['query']; if(strstr($host,'google')) { //do google stuff $match = preg_match('/&q=([a-zA-Z0-9+-]+)/',$refer, $output); $querystring = $output[0]; $querystring = str_replace('&q=','',$querystring); $keywords = explode('+',$querystring); return $keywords; } elseif(strstr($host,'yahoo')) { //do yahoo stuff $match = preg_match('/p=([a-zA-Z0-9+-]+)/',$refer, $output); $querystring = $output[0]; $querystring = str_replace('p=','',$querystring); $keywords = explode('+',$querystring); return $keywords; } elseif(strstr($host,'msn')) { //do msn stuff $match = preg_match('/q=([a-zA-Z0-9+-]+)/',$refer, $output); $querystring = $output[0]; $querystring = str_replace('q=','',$querystring); $keywords = explode('+',$querystring); return $keywords; } else { //else, who cares return false; } } $searchad=0; $refer = $_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER']; //if (InStr ($refer, "yahoo", false)) { $searchad=1; } 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} function findstr($fullstr, $findingstr) { $pos = stripos($fullstr, $findingstr); if ($pos===false) { return false; } else { return true; } } ?>
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我前排收到個email 題目係"日本人同香港人既分別" 裏面係兩張相 一張係香港M KEE 既一個女職員(醜) 一張係日本M KEE 既女職員(靚,好靚)
如果我未去過日本 我諗我一世都認為日本女仔係靚過香港女仔既 但係好在我中三時有個機會去日本見識下 之後我就發現........
個次好得意 一去到日本覺得咩都係靚既
好多靚女呀(其實諗真同香港女仔差唔多
一樣有靚有唔靚)直至我見到"佢" 佢好特別 係一個學生 一個等緊車既學生 一個排隊等緊車既學生 一個仲醜樣過 老過夏惠姨既學生 加上肥腫難分既身形 強而有力既臂彎 同一雙英超球員夢寐以求既腿 再連同小甜甜永垂不朽既髮型 佢呢個形象已經深深注入我既腦海中 八兩金同如花簡直望塵莫及 我每每發上惡夢 佢都必屬一角 佢足足纏了我5年了 希望可以忘記佢啦
個次去完日本 我學懂左原來個個國家都有靚人同醜人 比例亦差唔多 不必多想 還是香港女孩好
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